Sunday, April 19, 2009

Party Epic Fail

So in my last post I mentioned how I was going to try and see if I could somehow get into this high school gathering a couple condo's down from me. I wish I had an extrordinary tale of espianage but sadly I do not.

I got denied flat out. lol

Since I saw the kids outside on their balcony I assumed they were there to have cigarettes. As a means to strike up a conversation I decided to take my brothers dog out for a walk. While my dog is cute, my brother has a smaller dog that I figured if the girls on the porch saw her I would get the "aww what a cute puppy" reaction. This, sadly, did not work. Ha. They didn't even acknowledge my presence. So I decided to be the one try try and strike up the conversation.

Me: Excuse me!
Girl: Yeah?
Me: You wouldn't by any chance have a cigarette would you?
Girl: Ummm no. (turning to her friends) Hey, does anyone have a cigarette?
Everyone: No!
Girl: Sorry, no one here smokes. Maybe you should continue walking your dog.

And then they all start laughing. Loudly.

DENIED! Given that I'm about 10 years older than these people they probably saw me as some sort of a "square", as the kids say. I'm not "hip" enough to chill with that type of crowd. I didn't know what I was expecting but I definitely didn't think I was going to get shot down that fast. lol. Oh well, my attempt to get a few free beers failed miserably. Live and let learn I guess.

I did however hang out with some of my friends last night and their baby. I love their kid and so I was glad I was able to spend some time with them. They had some other friends over to who were really nice. The one other guy started to become kind of a rude drunk. I don't know how the conversation started but I had mention that not only was one of my friends an extra in the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno but also that I was in a Disney movie called First Kid. For whatever reason he did not believe me. My buddy even downloaded the movie and we freeze framed it so you can see me. I'm farther off in the background with long hair and I'm about 12 years old, but it's me. And this dude just kep denying it like I was lying about the whole thing. What would I gain from lying about something like that?? lol

Aside from that he was still a good guy and I had fun. When people get rude like that I just chalk it up to the alcohol. Alcohol turns me into a friendly, talkative, and childish human being.

Well I'm off for now. For some Battlestar to watch before bed. It's so frakkin good!


Michael Flux said...

Bah! all that teasing and for nothing :p

Seantaku said...

lol, yeah I failed on that one. It'll teach me to write about something that may or may not happen. Sadly I'm not in college anymore and can't just walk into random parties at will!

Miss those days...

Anonymous said...

It would have broken my brain (and my heart) if I had to spent time at a party like that.

Sounds like they saved your life. :)